After one sip, you'll be in a happy place. Have you seen the signs next to fire extinguishers, "In Case Of Emergency Break Glass"? I don't want you to break any glass, I want you to fill that glass! Rum Punch is a common drink that you can find almost anywhere, it tastes great, has a kick and a glass is almost always followed by another. There are about a bagillion different ways to make Rum … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll be looking for a place to hide. To us Buffett fans you can't hear the words Volcano or Lava without thinking of Jimmy's classic tune "Volcano". That was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the recipe for a fun little drink called the LAVA FLOW. Now my girl quickly say to me Mon you better watch your feet Lava come down soft and hot You better lava me … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll be throwing your top on the sand. I'm not sure why but this recipe caught my eye. It's not overly fancy or complicated, just a simple smooth boat drink. I wonder if it had anything to do with it's name? Ummmm yeah, it did. What can I say, anytime I hear or see the word bikini I get all fuzzy. It's written in the DNA, can't help it. Plus, this cocktail's name is just fun to … [Read more...]

The mystique of a nude beach. Close your eyes tight enough and you can almost see those oiled up supermodels and beefy guys soaking in UV-rays where the sun don't usually shine. Alas, the reality of a nude beach is much MUCH different. Let's just say the people baring it all are the people that should be putting their special parts under lock and key. We have a nude beach here in Southwest … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll arrive in the port of indecision. Mount Gay Rum, those words flow off the tongue almost as easily as the sweet nectar flows on to it. As most of you know the Mount Gay Rum distillers claim they are the oldest rum makers in the Caribbean. "The Rum that invented Rum" is their clever tagline and with a birth year of 1703, I'm not going to argue with them or question their … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll be flying into palms. Just because the sun is setting further and further to the south and store are setting up their Halloween displays, doesn't mean the summer vibe has to be put in the closet until next year. That's why God gave us Boat Drinks! I was going through my little recipe book looking for a suitable rum concoction for you Castaways, when a drink by the name … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll be living the Tommy Bahama lifestyle. What is a Rumologist? Is it a scientist wearing a white lab coat pouring rums of the world into beakers and test tubes, testing for quality? No. Is it a highly paid master blender of rum companies such as Cruzan, Appleton or Flor de Cana? No, not really, but we're getting warmer. A Rumologist is a lover of rum and someone that makes … [Read more...]

After one sip, you'll be holding onto anything that's nailed down. Irene needs to relax. Why does she have to be so pissed off and take it out on the good people of the Turks and Caicos and now the Bahamas. I'd like to sit this raging woman down and talk some reasoning into her, and if that didn't work maybe a boat drink like this one might relax this tempest's eye. I thought a drink recipe … [Read more...]